May 2013
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Your brother is 12 and has a girlfriend who he talks to on the phone for hours at a time
You do not because:
a) you still are single
b) you can not talk to people on the phone like a normal person
c) all the guys you know don’t like you “like that”
d) all of the above
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me studying rn:
700% done
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I wasn’t worried for apush and then i sat down and started leafing through notes and didnt recognize anything and now guess who’s worried?
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my ap bio teacher failed to mention that the ap bio exam has changed this year. annnnnnnnnnnnnd she didn’t teach us half of the stuff i am now realizing i need to know. annnnnnnnnnnd the exam is in 11 hours. peachy.
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got asked for my number and literally forgot how to form intelligible words
Just read a skinny post that said “do it for the hip bones”.
if i don’t look like that
do I not have hipbones?
are they just not there
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April 2013
5 posts
minorproblem:
everything is supernatural and nothing hurts
actually everything hurts. because its supernatural.
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I was using an online timer and turned the sound all the way up. It didn’t go off when it was supposed to so i thought that maybe the timer just didnt make noise. BUT THEN IT DID AND IT SOUNDED LIKE ALIENS HAVING SEX AND I ACDENTICALLY SCRIBBLED ALL OVER MY WORKSHEET BEFORE THROWING THE PEN ACROSS THE ROOM IM CRYING A LITTLE TOO
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HOLLLYY SHHITTEE
March 2013
34 posts
One of these days I’m going to snap. I’m going to cuss out everyone in school. They will be terrified. I will be having the time of my life.
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There are various reasons I am a dendrophiliac
Others are “branching out” as well lololol
but really. trees dont have drama. theyre trees. people suck.
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Alright any guy whos good at archery can you just like message me and we can get together and shoot things and then get married and have children who like cool bows and arrows
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got 2 prom invites. Don’t want to/ Can’t go with either for legitimate reasons. Has a serious problem with hurting people’s feelings by telling them no. Needs to get over this problem and get on with life. BUT THEYRE SENSITIVE PEOPLE AND THEYRE GOING TO BE UPSET AND I CANT DO THIS ARGH SOCIAL CONFRONTATION
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accurate description of my mood right now
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Can anybody find me somebody to love?
yeah didnt think so
futurestestscollegesdecisionslearningtryingworklookingsearchingnopleasestopijustneedasecond
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I am now scared of falling asleep on Saturday nights because the next day is Sunday and that means a crap load of homework and then there’s Monday
this is so sad
best years of my life right?
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Procrastinating
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